Big Foot: Big Hoax

Last week a story of fantasy and myth became national news. Apparently a man paid an "undisclosed amount" of money to two men for what he believed was the body of the infamous big foot monster encased in a block of ice. We have since learned it is not big foot... shocker. The alleged body turned out to not be a body at all, but a rubber gorilla suit. Now the proud owner of a Halloween costume worth an "undisclosed amount" of money is seeking legal action against the scam artists. I really wish I could be in the court room when that defense attorney presents his opening statement. I have twenty bucks that says he can't do it with a straight face.